01. When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger.

02. I’d send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she’s scare all the aliens!!!!

03. I make a girl feel like a lady – opening doors and stuff.

04. Hi I love you Lee very very much I hope you too.

05. ‘Alright Darlin?’

06. What happened was, I was a baby and I was crawling along and she closed the garage door on me. That’s why I’m a bit skitz!

07. H-E-LL-O that’s the way we say hello. Hey everybody did you hear the news? That Lee Ryan’s never gonna lose. So make a way and step back. Cause Lee’s gonna take the track!

08. There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we’re so weird.

09. I haven’t shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

10. My “little fella”- I used to play with him in the bath! No, really, the best toy I ever had was a He-Man doll. I used to think I could be him. one day we were walking down the pier in Brighton and I saw an old man with a walking stick. I was only little so I pounced, stole his stick and ran around him shouting. “I have the power of Greyskull!” My mum was so embarrassed!

11. I really hope 2004 is going to be a more peaceful year for everyone and that it brings you all everything you wish for.

12. I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend – at his wedding!

13. I don’t like halloween. My mum and dad split up at that time of year and I never really got into it.

14. I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

15. Chat to the ghosts! That’s what I do.

16. I don’t drive – and I don’t think I ever will!

17. I haven’t been unfaithful, well only when I was younger.

18. I’d love some dirty fan mail! The ruder the better! Make sure you write that! My mum and Dunc’s mum look after the fan club, so they probably check our letters!

19. I’m an expert at kissing girls necks they love it – girls say I’m quite sensitive, but I’m hyperactive too, Duncan’s the James Bond of the group and Simon’s the laid back one, he can pull birds just by stnading there.

20. You know we were gonna be called LADS but we thought it was too geezerish!

21. My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

22. If you’re going to kick the teeth out of my face then you’d better make a good
job of it because I’ll get up and suck your nose off.

23. I’m terrible, I laugh at people tripping up and things like that.

24. Why do you think I’ve got big nostrils? Wanna see me put my thumb up my nose?

25. I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

26. I’d go out with Duncan if I was a girl.

27. I have a rude thought every three seconds!

28. I’m eccentric, what else? I don’t know, I’ve got two people telling me what to say.

29. If I fancy a girl, I’ll tell her. I’ll say: ‘You’re fit.’

30. I’m very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn’t!

31. I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

32. We know there’s no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!

33. To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

34. I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it’s hard!

35. When I was a kid… I liked burning ants with a magnifying glass… but I think that progressed into adulthood where I now believe in aliens.

36. I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.